My 10th INTIMA Freeloading story

This is a picture of 10th INTIMA and two jokers 'sibuk' wanted to be in. Who are these two jokers? I will tell you at the end.
First we start from those who are standing at the last row, from your (viewer) left. If you do not know which is your left, it is the hand that is very near to the 'esc' button. You got it?
Ok. The first person is the Assistant Secretary, Pearl. She was an INTIMA President of INTI College Sarawak, but when transferred here, she could not make it to run for presidency here. But she came here and influenced us to take picture with Sarawak style post. (Not shown in this pic).
Next to her, Sonam the Sexytary. But I feel that Pearl is sexier than her. She is from India. Did an AUP and flew to USA to find a nice Indian boy.
Next, Indi the Treasurer. He was all time government staff role player. Never fail to take things cool and his 'Dont worry. Relax' motto really worked for him. The next term he ran for the Vice President of Activities post.
Edo, the Assistant Treasurer. The adorable, cute and pinchable, angry also face look like smiling type. Well, that is what some of the girls have said. He is a very good friend and helpful.
Aha.. the baby of 10th INTIMA, Janet 'Jackson' Ong. She was an Auditor. One great thing she did was organizing INTIBall 2006 and made me to prepare her speech. Haiz... And that INTIBall was the most successful one ever in my INTI life.
My joking, bullshitting, creating a wonderful-bullshit-story-without-laughing partner. Ken Wayne, the Auditor. We always could come up with some not making sense stuffs just to disturb Janet. I think that we should start our own stage comedy performance.
Next to Ken is Stephen the PROO. Came all the way from Vietnam just to seduce Malaysian girls, but it has never worked out. Muahaha.... His motto is 'You are the best. I am the rest.'
Stephen is pointing to is Brian, the other PROO. Law student. Never talk nonsense to him though he dont mind listening to them.
Before going to the people in the center row, we take a look at this guy. He is from China and his name is Raymond ah the another PROO. The one who is in the front row at the end left. His favourite word is OMG.
Now jumping to the center row, the first lady or also can be called the FirstLady, Vera from Kenya. She is like my adopted sister. She was the Vice President of Administration and Services.
The guy in the middle is no ordinary person. A great leader. A great personality. Just one word, the Great. Ang the Great, the President of 10th INTIMA. I have never seen such a President like him in my entire life in INTI-UC till the 12th INTIMA. My bro.
Next is Bob. The another real life government staff. Like Indi, he never fail to take his own sweet time for a tea time.

Now. We will be reading about these two jokers.
The first one is me. INTIMA freeloader. I freeload until I got merit award for that, the INTIMA Merit Award. Ok what.. But, I was always with my 10th term family.
The other joker is not a freeloader actually. Elaine.......The 10th INTIMA Mind Games Club Chairperson. I was then, the 10th INTIMA Chess Challenge Club Chairperson. So basically, both of us were running for the Best Indoor Club award and we were buddies. That was the spirit of the 10th INTIMA Council which I don't see it for the next terms.

Matter of Sexes

Men and women are different; they are hardwired differently. Most women want men to think like women but reality is, men can't think like women. Most men don't think about women thinking about men.
Then again women get along very well with gay men. Gay men are hardwired as women.
The basic template of a human being is that we all start as girls. Six weeks after conception, the brain's templates change because of male hormones. If you don't get enough male hormones to change the template, the brain remains female. That is biological after all.
A man will form a relationship or marry a woman based on a premise that does not work. He marries her thinking that 'she is a beautiful woman, I love everything about her, and we are having perfect sex life. And that she will never change'.
Because of hormonal structures in a woman's body changes every 10 years or so (especially after she has given birth), she becomes a different person.
So essentially, a woman in her 20s is different when she gets to be in her 30s, and changes again when she is in her 40s and so on.
When it comes to a woman, she will have 10 things that she wants in a perfect guy. Then she finds a guy with three of those things and says that it doesn't matter because 'when he is with me I will change him'.
Reality is, men don't change. A man in his 20s is still the same guy in his 40s, only he is fatter and balder.

I love this conversation

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dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.