The Real Idiot?

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

The moral fo the story: Who is the real idiot, now?

Headache

Mr. Roger went to consult a doctor in a clinic. As he walks in to the doctor's room..

Mr. Roger: Doctor..Doctor.. My legs are hurting me.. Please help me...

Doctor: Come and sit at the chair, first.

Mr. Roger sat on the chair.

Doctor: So, is it that painful?

Mr. Roger: Yes doctor. I cannot take it. Terrible pain.

Doctor: Then, why not you bring your wife along to assist you since your legs are hurting you?

Mr. Roger: Doctor. I could bear the pain in my legs, but not a headache.

The moral of the story: My future wife is going to kill me after reading this.

Once Upon A Time in INTI Nilai

I got these pictures from my friend that show how INTI-UC Nilai once looks like when it was first built.