Headache

Mr. Roger went to consult a doctor in a clinic. As he walks in to the doctor's room..

Mr. Roger: Doctor..Doctor.. My legs are hurting me.. Please help me...

Doctor: Come and sit at the chair, first.

Mr. Roger sat on the chair.

Doctor: So, is it that painful?

Mr. Roger: Yes doctor. I cannot take it. Terrible pain.

Doctor: Then, why not you bring your wife along to assist you since your legs are hurting you?

Mr. Roger: Doctor. I could bear the pain in my legs, but not a headache.

The moral of the story: My future wife is going to kill me after reading this.