A joke to share

Story #1

A man went to a clinic to get some treatment. He saw there were four rooms for those in out-patient category to serious level of case, each separated accordingly. He was curious to know about how the nurse select which patient enters which room, so he asked her,

"I see four rooms with different level of patient-illness category. How do you categorize us accordingly?"

She answered, "Well. We test the patients by filling a bathtub full with water and give them a tea-spoon, a big mug, and a pail, and ask them to empty the bathtub."

And the man immediately replied, "Oh. I get it. The one who uses the pail is at the normal condition. You treat the person in the first room."

"No" said the nurse with a smile. "Normal people will just unplug the trap. You don't have to take the test. I know the right room for you"



Story # 2

Every morning, Sandy will stand out at the entrance and shout, "Thank you, Lord!", before she starts her day.

Tommy, who stays at the next door, will always shout back to her, "There is no God!. You are lame."

And Sandy will reply, "You are wrong. God is everywhere."

One day, Sandy has no enough money to buy her groceries, so she stood outside her house and shouted, "Lord. I have no enough money to buy some groceries. I know you can help me. Please send the groceries to me."

Surprisingly there was no reply from Tommy. Sandy did notice that but she is not interested to know why.

In the evening, the door-bell rang and Sandy opens her door. At the entrance, there was a bag of groceries but nobody was around. She was so happy to see the groceries and she shouted, "Thank you Lord. Thank you for the groceries."

And Tommy replied, "There is no God!. You are lame. It was I who bought you the groceries"

" Oh yes there is God". She replied. "He is the One who bought the groceries and made the devil pay them."