My 12th INTIMA Freeloading Story

During the 12th INTIMA term, I was the Chairperson of Catholic Students Society. So I had no choice but to stick with these bunch of jokers, Haiz.... Just kidding. These guys are awesome in one way. Frankly, 10th INTIMA is my greatest INTIMA friends, but the 12th became my geng too in someway. Sorry to the 11th INTIMA, except for Jesse and Indi. Indi was also in the 10th.

So talking about the 12th, these guys had their own characters, very much youthlike I would say, and at the same time, trying to lead the students relying on them. This is not really easy.

Starting from the topleft, Ms. Clara, the PRO... she likes to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.........., but some how can go quiet for sometime. I wonder how?

Then, Mishal the Auditor, he was the Prom King of INTIBall 2008, @&^%$&## I couldn't attend the INTIBall if not.... He is in a band that plays pails, containers, whatever thing that they can bang,..
"Bro. It is called the Stomp"

Next, Justin Joel Thomas the PRO. Very tall isn't he? But I wonder why his girlfriend is short? Guess who? He..he.. Somebody very 'pushy'...

Jason Ng, the PRO. My Gay friend calls him the Gorgeous Guy. I wonder whether it is true? He named me the Freeloader. Very helpful person, and easygoing. Check out about my Gay Friend and Jason Ng from my Blog Buddies.

Aha..My so-called-Second-INTIMA-Girlfriend-that-won't-even-think-about-me-for-a-second. Delia the PRO... She likes Stephen Chow's movie as I do, she likes arts as I do, she likes to talk dirty jokes as I do (I do sometimes), but at the end, sob..sob.., nothing works out le... But one thing I will never forget of hers is the story of 'Banging of Prince on White Horse'.

Then followed by the guy sitting at the end right, Waye Young the Assistant Secretary. He is way too young in the 12th INTIMA. He is the youngest I mean. He was our, CSS's, INTIMA advisor.

Then, the SEXYtary of the 12th, Karampal Singh. Hardly I see him in the office. I wonder how he can go missing most of the time? Well look at his body. Too sexy to be invicible.

Next, Hafiz the Vice President of Acitivities. The next President of Nigeria in line. He has a good personality to be a leader.

Mr. Calvin Chung Kar WAHHH.... the President. He used to be one 'selekeh' guy imported from Ipoh. When he became President, things have changed. His dressing, his approach, his speech, his vision, blah..blah... One thing never changed, his pervertism... Check out his blog from my Blog Buddies.

The Vice President of Administration and Services. I still remember her approach when she was suddenly asked about how she would deal with sexually abused student even before she settle down on her chair during the interview process with Independent Election Committee. She did not even freak out. Man..she was cool. And is cool. I somehow couldn't add her blog. Her's http://joanlynn.blogdrive.com/

Next, the famous blogger of INTI-UC, Wei Ken the Treasurer. His blog and his Intionline postings about the 'Pathetic Online' were famous topics among some students in INTI-UC. You guys should read his blog. His blog gave me the passion to start again my blog after I had terminated it so long ago. Check it out in my Blog Buddies

Next is my so-called-First-INTIMA-Girlfriend-that-won't-even-think-about-me-for-a-second. She is called Pei Yheng. I hope the name spelling is correct but this is how you should call her name. Paying.. Yes she pays a lot of subsidy to clubs since she is the 12th Assistant Treasurer. She could spread her legs straight. I saw that when some of us were playing some sort of card game with liquor.

Well.. the wonderful expriences with them has brought me the INTIMA Merit Award once again. I won it during the 10th INTIMA once. And thanks for the pen guys. You integrated my name and club on it? Wow.

So. Now you know the secret of winning the INTIMA Merit Award. You got to freeload in INTIMA office. Haiz... I am going to miss that office.

12th August 2008

This is a day that I should not forget. Many people may have many reasons of their unforgetable day, and I have my reasons too.

Reason No 1: At last I have completed my last exam of my course in INTI International University College.

Reason No 2: The day I slept so long after my exam... Sleep ... sleep zzz...... and woke up to see that I have 13 missed calls.

Reason No 3: 12 August means 12 more days of countdown for my birthday..... Waiting for the day in history when Portugese captured Malacca.

Reason No 4: My Parish Priest's birthday. Rev. Fr. Leonard Lexson

Reason No 5: Cleopatra commited suicide at 30BC

Reason No 6: Chicago was founded in 1833

Reason No 7: British declared war againts Austria-Hungary during World War 1 in 1914

Reason No 8: It is an International Youth Day

What a satisfying moment... Oh. I almost forgot... I got to worry about the coming up Youth Camp now... Haiz... work. work.

Installation Nite 2008

29th July 2008, 12th INTIMA Award Presentation and 13th INTIMA Installation Night. Me, Clare, Josh, Clement, Alicia, Steffi, Sarah, Alvin, Gerard, and Simon took one whole table. Austen sat in another one. We sat very near to the stage. Far from buffet, have to line up for food for long. Sarah.... But anyway, it was a great spot since we were seating near to a projection screen. I saw Justin's teeth very shinny in the slide show.

Josh, Me and Clement. Skin colour same. Guys, we should have smiled like Justin, atleast could see our teeth.

This is too bright. Somemore we are smilling. I look drunken.

Why I look so happy? Actually I was happy that day. Too happy. Josh knows why.

The ladies. Clare, Steffi and Alicia. Where is Sarah?

Gerard, Clement, Alvin, Me, Simon,Sarah is with guys? !!, Austen and Josh

These are my dates. Just kidding. Cannot afford.

Clare was very beautiful that night. I couldn't take my eyes of her....

Like 'Penang' cut into two pieces by a left-handed chef. They are not a couple. Just friends.

Last but not the least,

MACHAs with ATTITUDE

End Up in Josh Place

A few weeks ago, don't know when exactly, I and Steffi went to Josh place. We meet up with Colin.

Josh invited us to his church, a Methodist church in Seremban. He said that a Korean band is coming down at his church. So I went there to find out how is the way that Methodist celebrate their service. I expected a service actually since it was Saturday night. In our practice as a Catholic in Malaysia, we have sunset mass on Saturday evening. Anyway, there was not any service held.

The Korean band, sang almost every hymns in English. Their spoken English is terrible yet when they sing a English song, it was marvellous. Colin had an eye on one of the girl singer. She is pretty actually. No doubt in it.

I love the way the pianist and the basist played. For me, they were the great on the night. All of their hymns are really touching that everyone of the congregation, adult and young, joined to sing with them. Me too.

It was really a good night. Thanks Josh.

Me, with the funny face, Josh, and Steffi.

My 10th INTIMA Freeloading story

This is a picture of 10th INTIMA and two jokers 'sibuk' wanted to be in. Who are these two jokers? I will tell you at the end.
First we start from those who are standing at the last row, from your (viewer) left. If you do not know which is your left, it is the hand that is very near to the 'esc' button. You got it?
Ok. The first person is the Assistant Secretary, Pearl. She was an INTIMA President of INTI College Sarawak, but when transferred here, she could not make it to run for presidency here. But she came here and influenced us to take picture with Sarawak style post. (Not shown in this pic).
Next to her, Sonam the Sexytary. But I feel that Pearl is sexier than her. She is from India. Did an AUP and flew to USA to find a nice Indian boy.
Next, Indi the Treasurer. He was all time government staff role player. Never fail to take things cool and his 'Dont worry. Relax' motto really worked for him. The next term he ran for the Vice President of Activities post.
Edo, the Assistant Treasurer. The adorable, cute and pinchable, angry also face look like smiling type. Well, that is what some of the girls have said. He is a very good friend and helpful.
Aha.. the baby of 10th INTIMA, Janet 'Jackson' Ong. She was an Auditor. One great thing she did was organizing INTIBall 2006 and made me to prepare her speech. Haiz... And that INTIBall was the most successful one ever in my INTI life.
My joking, bullshitting, creating a wonderful-bullshit-story-without-laughing partner. Ken Wayne, the Auditor. We always could come up with some not making sense stuffs just to disturb Janet. I think that we should start our own stage comedy performance.
Next to Ken is Stephen the PROO. Came all the way from Vietnam just to seduce Malaysian girls, but it has never worked out. Muahaha.... His motto is 'You are the best. I am the rest.'
Stephen is pointing to is Brian, the other PROO. Law student. Never talk nonsense to him though he dont mind listening to them.
Before going to the people in the center row, we take a look at this guy. He is from China and his name is Raymond ah the another PROO. The one who is in the front row at the end left. His favourite word is OMG.
Now jumping to the center row, the first lady or also can be called the FirstLady, Vera from Kenya. She is like my adopted sister. She was the Vice President of Administration and Services.
The guy in the middle is no ordinary person. A great leader. A great personality. Just one word, the Great. Ang the Great, the President of 10th INTIMA. I have never seen such a President like him in my entire life in INTI-UC till the 12th INTIMA. My bro.
Next is Bob. The another real life government staff. Like Indi, he never fail to take his own sweet time for a tea time.

Now. We will be reading about these two jokers.
The first one is me. INTIMA freeloader. I freeload until I got merit award for that, the INTIMA Merit Award. Ok what.. But, I was always with my 10th term family.
The other joker is not a freeloader actually. Elaine.......The 10th INTIMA Mind Games Club Chairperson. I was then, the 10th INTIMA Chess Challenge Club Chairperson. So basically, both of us were running for the Best Indoor Club award and we were buddies. That was the spirit of the 10th INTIMA Council which I don't see it for the next terms.

Matter of Sexes

Men and women are different; they are hardwired differently. Most women want men to think like women but reality is, men can't think like women. Most men don't think about women thinking about men.
Then again women get along very well with gay men. Gay men are hardwired as women.
The basic template of a human being is that we all start as girls. Six weeks after conception, the brain's templates change because of male hormones. If you don't get enough male hormones to change the template, the brain remains female. That is biological after all.
A man will form a relationship or marry a woman based on a premise that does not work. He marries her thinking that 'she is a beautiful woman, I love everything about her, and we are having perfect sex life. And that she will never change'.
Because of hormonal structures in a woman's body changes every 10 years or so (especially after she has given birth), she becomes a different person.
So essentially, a woman in her 20s is different when she gets to be in her 30s, and changes again when she is in her 40s and so on.
When it comes to a woman, she will have 10 things that she wants in a perfect guy. Then she finds a guy with three of those things and says that it doesn't matter because 'when he is with me I will change him'.
Reality is, men don't change. A man in his 20s is still the same guy in his 40s, only he is fatter and balder.

I love this conversation

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dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.