Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Sleepy leads to death... Why?
If our brains do not work properly, we cant think properly,
When we cant think, we could not do our job efficiently,
Non efficient works leads to bosses getting angry,
They are angry, we dont get salary,
No salary, no food,
No food, go starving,
Starving leads to death.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Why I got tagged?
1. The person who last tag you is:
The first is Wendy and the second one is Nicole
2. Your relationship with him/her is:
Wendy is my gayfriend. Yes, She is gay. Extremely gay.
Nicole is my granddaughter because I am an Indian and she is a Chinese. Understood?
3. Your five impression of him/her:
Wendy: Gay Laughter, Gay Cute, Gay Smart, Gay Humorous, Gay Look and Gay Chicken Phobia.
Nicole: Friendly, Easy to bully (by me), Good in bullying (on me), active, and helpful
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you:
Wendy: The first time calling her Gaygirl makes me happy lol.
Nicole: Being there for me though I was actually was looking for another 'person' to show up.
5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you:
Wendy: Told me about her chicken phobia story.
Nicole: Asked me to buy her a squash racket.
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will:
Wendy: Cannot eat chicken anymore.... Why???
Nicole: I would probably get an Aikido slam.
7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be:
Wendy: Learn to eat chicken. Must eat. Eat a lot.
Nicole: (Nothing to say)
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
Wendy: Very sad. She is my Gayfriend. This should not happen.
Nicole: Same case. Cannot happen one. I have no enemies.
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
I would probably skip this question since I dont like to have enemies.
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
Wendy: Go dating with her at Wendy's
Nicole: Find out who is 'he' Hehe
11. Your overall impression of him/her is:
Wendy: A leader.
Nicole: A good helper.
12. How you think people around you will feel about you?:
Very very 'nice' person. 'Dont' disturb others.
13. The characters you love of yourself are:
Being immature sometime.
14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are:
Being immature
15. The most ideal person you want to be is:
Being myself all the time
16. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
Thank you. Thank you for all the time we had been together. You have mould me into what I am now.
And for you my 'hehe' friend. Thank you for being my friend always.
17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you:
Okay. To make this world a better place. I better stop this chain.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Unconditional Love
Relationship without expecting something could not be an easy going one. Imagine a girl falling in love with a guy without even bothering what kind of future he dreams. Almost every guy wants to make their partner happy but not all fulfilling what they really wanted. Me too, though not in a relationship now, wanted to create a steady future for my loved one.
As a catholic, I could say Jesus as the best person to reflect on this topic. Not only for priests and religious but for any man, Jesus stood and lived as an example who shows unconditional love. He always says that He is the way to salvation, yet He never forces or punishes the people who sins. And above this, dying for our sin is really a great love for a Son of God to do so.
Me. I am just an ordinary human. But I wish I could show more than ordinary love to my loved one.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
IQ Test Discrimination LOL
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Then. I did as a female participant. All questions are same.
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Gender discrimination.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The Real Idiot?
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
The moral fo the story: Who is the real idiot, now?
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Headache
Mr. Roger: Doctor..Doctor.. My legs are hurting me.. Please help me...
Doctor: Come and sit at the chair, first.
Mr. Roger sat on the chair.
Doctor: So, is it that painful?
Mr. Roger: Yes doctor. I cannot take it. Terrible pain.
Doctor: Then, why not you bring your wife along to assist you since your legs are hurting you?
Mr. Roger: Doctor. I could bear the pain in my legs, but not a headache.
The moral of the story: My future wife is going to kill me after reading this.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Once Upon A Time in INTI Nilai
Sunday, August 24, 2008
I French-Kissed A Girl
How many of you guys can tell that a girl french-kissed you? Muahaha... You guys are not that very lucky ha?
Well. Actually I was kissed by a dog liao. Ha..ha.. I went to Sherman's where he has two cute dogs, a male and a female. I stayed there overnight because the next day we are going to the Youth Camp.
These dogs need attention. The male is so small and cute. I mean really really cute. I dont really fall for cute stuff but this dog really got my attention. He is so small and very curios type that it tried to attack me somehow though I am so big in size. (Okay..okay.. I know my size cant be compared with humans.)
So, I needed to hold it in my arms in order to keep it calm. Haiz...
Then comes the girl. It is a larger one. She was so excited to see a handsome looking chap, so she tried to make friend with me. Then, when she thought I am okay with more intimate actions, she french-kissed me liao. Not once but again and again and again until my breath smells like hers.
After attending the Youth Camp, I followed back Sherman to go to his house again. And you know what. True love waits. She was again was extremely excited to see her boyfriend is back... And she never let me go. She kissed me again and again and again. And as usual the, male was jealous, though she is not intersted with him. So again I needed to fetch him and put him in my arms to calm him. Haiz.... Lucky that you are cute. Or not...
Okay to verify some facts. Firstly, that was the first time I held dogs and played with them. I usually avoids dogs because not all dogs just bark. Secondly, as I am not a gay, I am also not an animal 'lover'. Thirdly, be a man. Do the right thing.
Okay...What the h*** I am talking? Oh yeah. My post about the Youth Camp is coming. Just waiting for some pictures to be sent to me.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
If just life is so simple
After my STPM. Well I did Form Six last time and I was really playful. Getting into Form Six Science stream is not easy, and I wasted the opportunity. Before I entered the school for my Sixth Form studies, I expected the Form Six life would be full of discovering things practically, getting involved in club activities, and leading the lower form students in exploring the wonder of young age, but it was not how I thought it should be. All I saw was students with books, books, and books. Nothing else. Even the teachers were having the same believes. It was all about getting As so that they can enter the Public Universities. I totally hated to study. I tried to enjoy the school environment and forgetting about studies. That was the time, I got interest in doing chemistry lab practice, the bisecting of mice and insects collection for biology subject, the schools events like Canteen Day, Teachers Day and lots more. I also had a relationship with a girl. Buying a bouquet of roses for her birthday, ordered an ice-cream fruit jelly cake, so that we could celebrate the day together. So, all these dreams when 'poof' one day when I realized that STPM is coming. I passes two out of four subjects. The other two I get half-passes.
My father never gave up on me, so sent me to TAR College to attend tuitions for my STPM resit. Frankly telling you, I gave up on studying. I hated studying. Studying should be fun for me but I did took it more serious this time. I wanted to give something good for my father. In the end, I get the same two passes but with greater grades this time.
After that, my life was totally useless. For one year, I was not doing anything. I wanted to work but my the offers I get was not office jobs, but jobs that finishes at 11.30pm or 12.00pm. Sales person jobs, or cashiers. My father against of me doing these type of jobs. As the time passes by, I realize that I should end up doing something worthful so I thought of becoming a priest since I had this thought before I entered the Form Six. Since I wanted to become a priest, I was looking forward to study in a college, getting a degree so that I would become a better candidate as a seminarian.
At the age of 22, I enrolled into INTI College Malaysia now known as INTI International University College. I chose to do Quanitity Surveying since I like Maths and I have experience in doing free-lance architecture drawing. With the determination of getting a diploma and continue doing degree for the sake of priesthood, I stepped into INTI-UC. I told my priest who actually thought that I could just work for some years instead of going to college to enter seminary that I wanted do this to get a clearer picture of my vocation to priesthood. I said that I needed sometime to gain confidence that I could become a great priest. Entering college would be a good opportunity to do so.
As I was doing my studies in INTI, I had a tough time to get along with subjects. My first semester itself I get a fail in Introduction to Computer subject. I really struggled to get into the momentum of excelling in studies. Though I know that my academic performance is not good, my passion towards other activities never went off. I kept on involving in my church activities, reviving chess club in college and making it to progress into a great club, involving myself in other events, and enjoying my youth. I learned about Counter Strike, handphones, latest trends, words, hand-shaking, yamcha, and lots more. Through my subjects I learned that time is money, how to invest in business, how to think about risking for profit, how to speak confidently, what is the value of money, how to be a leader.
After sometime in INTI, I revived the Catholic Society, which then named as Catholic Students Society. I did it as my another task of my vocation. I tried to form it for three times. My third trial was a lucky shot. I met Alicia, Leo, and Justin Lim on the first day of meeting. Then it grows to a good number. Fr. George visited us once. That was the day, I met this girl. That time she was just another club member for me.
As time passes, I got back into the track. I was able to get to understand what I am studying. I was happy with my CSS friends, the committee. They became a part of my family. At the same time, I was interested in her more and more. I was confused. My plan is getting out of track. I was falling in love to a girl and I wanted to believe that all of those feelings was just an attraction towards her attitudes. I was stubborn to admit that I like her. Time goes by and my stubborness gets weaker. I started to spent sometimes with her, going dinner with her and yet I was confused of my true vocation. Am I called to priesthood or marriage? Another problem is, I am 5 years older than her.
There were sometimes where I wanted to say that I like her, but my responsibity towards CSS stopped me. Being in relationship will divide my time for CSS. I would have to spent time for her which I thought I should not for now. I put the family of CSS before me. Moreover she is young. I already passed her age and enjoyed that age. It is time for her to enjoy this young age. Enjoy her youth. I was taking a risk. A risk of losing her to another guy at anytime.
At my last day in INTI, I really cried for not telling her that I like her. My heart was hurting. I always believe that a man that does not tell his feeling to a girl is a coward. At the end, I too became a coward. That night, I was thinking about my action. Am I doing good for her? Is she a part of my vocation test? Or is she my future? Am I dealing with a 'teenage love' at this age?
Why did I stepped into another track? I was going smoothly on a track before I met her. If just life is so simple for me...
Sunday, August 17, 2008
My Birthday to come
Reason No. 1: It falls on Sunday and that means I have a big 'makan' with my fellow church members in waiting. Muahaha.... Yummy.
Reason No 2: That day Malacca felt to Portugese hand in 1511.
Reason No 3: 1891, Thomas Edison patents motion picture camera
Reason No 4: 1932, first transcontinental non-stop flying by a woman Emilia Earhart
Reason No 5: 1991, Ukraine declares independence from USSR
Reason No 6: Pluto was demoted to 'Drawf Planet' in 2006
Reason No 7: 1943, Kenny Baker, the actor as R2D2 in Star Wars was born.
Reason No 8: One of my good friend, Goh Meei Ying. born on the same year as mine too.
Happy Birthday to those born on the same day. And those who read my blog too. Does not matter when is you birthday.
My 12th INTIMA Freeloading Story
During the 12th INTIMA term, I was the Chairperson of Catholic Students Society. So I had no choice but to stick with these bunch of jokers, Haiz.... Just kidding. These guys are awesome in one way. Frankly, 10th INTIMA is my greatest INTIMA friends, but the 12th became my geng too in someway. Sorry to the 11th INTIMA, except for Jesse and Indi. Indi was also in the 10th.
So talking about the 12th, these guys had their own characters, very much youthlike I would say, and at the same time, trying to lead the students relying on them. This is not really easy.
Starting from the topleft, Ms. Clara, the PRO... she likes to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.........., but some how can go quiet for sometime. I wonder how?
Then, Mishal the Auditor, he was the Prom King of INTIBall 2008, @&^%$&## I couldn't attend the INTIBall if not.... He is in a band that plays pails, containers, whatever thing that they can bang,..
"Bro. It is called the Stomp"
Next, Justin Joel Thomas the PRO. Very tall isn't he? But I wonder why his girlfriend is short? Guess who? He..he.. Somebody very 'pushy'...
Jason Ng, the PRO. My Gay friend calls him the Gorgeous Guy. I wonder whether it is true? He named me the Freeloader. Very helpful person, and easygoing. Check out about my Gay Friend and Jason Ng from my Blog Buddies.
Aha..My so-called-Second-INTIMA-Girlfriend-that-won't-even-think-about-me-for-a-second. Delia the PRO... She likes Stephen Chow's movie as I do, she likes arts as I do, she likes to talk dirty jokes as I do (I do sometimes), but at the end, sob..sob.., nothing works out le... But one thing I will never forget of hers is the story of 'Banging of Prince on White Horse'.
Then followed by the guy sitting at the end right, Waye Young the Assistant Secretary. He is way too young in the 12th INTIMA. He is the youngest I mean. He was our, CSS's, INTIMA advisor.
Then, the SEXYtary of the 12th, Karampal Singh. Hardly I see him in the office. I wonder how he can go missing most of the time? Well look at his body. Too sexy to be invicible.
Next, Hafiz the Vice President of Acitivities. The next President of Nigeria in line. He has a good personality to be a leader.
Mr. Calvin Chung Kar WAHHH.... the President. He used to be one 'selekeh' guy imported from Ipoh. When he became President, things have changed. His dressing, his approach, his speech, his vision, blah..blah... One thing never changed, his pervertism... Check out his blog from my Blog Buddies.
The Vice President of Administration and Services. I still remember her approach when she was suddenly asked about how she would deal with sexually abused student even before she settle down on her chair during the interview process with Independent Election Committee. She did not even freak out. Man..she was cool. And is cool. I somehow couldn't add her blog. Her's http://joanlynn.blogdrive.com/
Next, the famous blogger of INTI-UC, Wei Ken the Treasurer. His blog and his Intionline postings about the 'Pathetic Online' were famous topics among some students in INTI-UC. You guys should read his blog. His blog gave me the passion to start again my blog after I had terminated it so long ago. Check it out in my Blog Buddies
Next is my so-called-First-INTIMA-Girlfriend-that-won't-even-think-about-me-for-a-second. She is called Pei Yheng. I hope the name spelling is correct but this is how you should call her name. Paying.. Yes she pays a lot of subsidy to clubs since she is the 12th Assistant Treasurer. She could spread her legs straight. I saw that when some of us were playing some sort of card game with liquor.
Well.. the wonderful expriences with them has brought me the INTIMA Merit Award once again. I won it during the 10th INTIMA once. And thanks for the pen guys. You integrated my name and club on it? Wow.
So. Now you know the secret of winning the INTIMA Merit Award. You got to freeload in INTIMA office. Haiz... I am going to miss that office.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
12th August 2008
Reason No 1: At last I have completed my last exam of my course in INTI International University College.
Reason No 2: The day I slept so long after my exam... Sleep ... sleep zzz...... and woke up to see that I have 13 missed calls.
Reason No 3: 12 August means 12 more days of countdown for my birthday..... Waiting for the day in history when Portugese captured Malacca.
Reason No 4: My Parish Priest's birthday. Rev. Fr. Leonard Lexson
Reason No 5: Cleopatra commited suicide at 30BC
Reason No 6: Chicago was founded in 1833
Reason No 7: British declared war againts Austria-Hungary during World War 1 in 1914
Reason No 8: It is an International Youth Day
What a satisfying moment... Oh. I almost forgot... I got to worry about the coming up Youth Camp now... Haiz... work. work.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Installation Nite 2008
End Up in Josh Place
Thursday, July 17, 2008
My 10th INTIMA Freeloading story
This is a picture of 10th INTIMA and two jokers 'sibuk' wanted to be in. Who are these two jokers? I will tell you at the end.
First we start from those who are standing at the last row, from your (viewer) left. If you do not know which is your left, it is the hand that is very near to the 'esc' button. You got it?
Ok. The first person is the Assistant Secretary, Pearl. She was an INTIMA President of INTI College Sarawak, but when transferred here, she could not make it to run for presidency here. But she came here and influenced us to take picture with Sarawak style post. (Not shown in this pic).
Next to her, Sonam the Sexytary. But I feel that Pearl is sexier than her. She is from India. Did an AUP and flew to USA to find a nice Indian boy.
Next, Indi the Treasurer. He was all time government staff role player. Never fail to take things cool and his 'Dont worry. Relax' motto really worked for him. The next term he ran for the Vice President of Activities post.
Edo, the Assistant Treasurer. The adorable, cute and pinchable, angry also face look like smiling type. Well, that is what some of the girls have said. He is a very good friend and helpful.
Aha.. the baby of 10th INTIMA, Janet 'Jackson' Ong. She was an Auditor. One great thing she did was organizing INTIBall 2006 and made me to prepare her speech. Haiz... And that INTIBall was the most successful one ever in my INTI life.
My joking, bullshitting, creating a wonderful-bullshit-story-without-laughing partner. Ken Wayne, the Auditor. We always could come up with some not making sense stuffs just to disturb Janet. I think that we should start our own stage comedy performance.
Next to Ken is Stephen the PROO. Came all the way from Vietnam just to seduce Malaysian girls, but it has never worked out. Muahaha.... His motto is 'You are the best. I am the rest.'
Stephen is pointing to is Brian, the other PROO. Law student. Never talk nonsense to him though he dont mind listening to them.
Before going to the people in the center row, we take a look at this guy. He is from China and his name is Raymond ah the another PROO. The one who is in the front row at the end left. His favourite word is OMG.
Now jumping to the center row, the first lady or also can be called the FirstLady, Vera from Kenya. She is like my adopted sister. She was the Vice President of Administration and Services.
The guy in the middle is no ordinary person. A great leader. A great personality. Just one word, the Great. Ang the Great, the President of 10th INTIMA. I have never seen such a President like him in my entire life in INTI-UC till the 12th INTIMA. My bro.
Next is Bob. The another real life government staff. Like Indi, he never fail to take his own sweet time for a tea time.
Now. We will be reading about these two jokers.
The first one is me. INTIMA freeloader. I freeload until I got merit award for that, the INTIMA Merit Award. Ok what.. But, I was always with my 10th term family.
The other joker is not a freeloader actually. Elaine.......The 10th INTIMA Mind Games Club Chairperson. I was then, the 10th INTIMA Chess Challenge Club Chairperson. So basically, both of us were running for the Best Indoor Club award and we were buddies. That was the spirit of the 10th INTIMA Council which I don't see it for the next terms.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Matter of Sexes
Then again women get along very well with gay men. Gay men are hardwired as women.
The basic template of a human being is that we all start as girls. Six weeks after conception, the brain's templates change because of male hormones. If you don't get enough male hormones to change the template, the brain remains female. That is biological after all.
A man will form a relationship or marry a woman based on a premise that does not work. He marries her thinking that 'she is a beautiful woman, I love everything about her, and we are having perfect sex life. And that she will never change'.
Because of hormonal structures in a woman's body changes every 10 years or so (especially after she has given birth), she becomes a different person.
So essentially, a woman in her 20s is different when she gets to be in her 30s, and changes again when she is in her 40s and so on.
When it comes to a woman, she will have 10 things that she wants in a perfect guy. Then she finds a guy with three of those things and says that it doesn't matter because 'when he is with me I will change him'.
Reality is, men don't change. A man in his 20s is still the same guy in his 40s, only he is fatter and balder.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
I love this conversation
dude: I love her more than the air I breath
chick: well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
He thought of us above all
Above all kings
Above all nature
And all created things
Above all wisdom
And all the ways of man
You were here
Before the world began
Above all kingdoms
Above all thrones
Above all wonders
The world has ever known
Above all wealth
And treasures of the earth
There's no way to measure
What You're worth
Crucified
Laid behind the stone
You lived to die
Rejected and alone
Like the rose
Trampled on the ground
You took the fall
And thought of me
Above all
Wahh.......
This was the result from my Seven Sins test. I am a real sloth.
Greed: | Medium | |
Gluttony: | High | |
Wrath: | Low | |
Sloth: | High | |
Envy: | Low | |
Lust: | Medium | |
Pride: | Medium |
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
My favourite Bahasa Church hymn. I play it in C
SATU HAL YANG KURINDU
C Bm Am D
BERDIAM DI DALAM RUMAH-MU
G Bm Em
SATU HAL YANG KUPINTA
C A D
MENIKMATI BAIT-MU TUHAN
G Em Am D
LEBIH BAIK SATU HARI DI PELATARAN-MU
Am D C G D
DARI PADA S'RIBU HARI DI TEMPAT LAIN
G Em
MEMUJIMU MENYEMBAHMU
C Cm
KAU ALLAH YANG HIDUP
G Em Am D G
DAN MENIKMATI S'MUA KEMURAHAN-MU
Monday, June 23, 2008
Lonely Snail (CSS)
It had nobody.
All of its own.
The journey made slowly,
Though it was late, it is already on track,
Little by little move, every steps taken forward,
One by one success on the way achieved.
But some of them out of reach,
It is very hurting and the snail must let it go,
Those things must be let to be succeded by someone else,
Now the snail is lonely again
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
My MainLand Friend
Monday, June 16, 2008
My CSS mates
Next is my 'Sexytary', Alicia. She is a marvelous Secretary indeed where her works are neat and professional and she is studying Electrical Engineering. And never underestimate of her capability in giving brilliant ideas. She only has been as our secretary for two semesters. She is one of us that I have special place in our friendship.
My another 'cute' secretary, Chindy. Very cute but also matured. Does not easily laugh to cheap jokes. And mostly my jokes are cheap type. Very dedicated in her work too. Sometimes I feel that I should have given her more opportunities to do something for our society. Then my 'Chubby' Assistant Secretary. This girl really suprised me when I am back to college on Jan 2008 when I saw her slimmed down a lot. I mean a loooot. But her lazy attitude never slimmed. Haiz...
Another PRO. 'YAMAN' Clement. Our DJ. Good in communication skills. Has a capability to be a good leader. Family of Msgr. James Gnanapragasam of KL Archdiocese. Maybe he is a next priest in line.
Friday, June 13, 2008
My Gay Friend
This is my Gay Friend. Introducing Wendy Pang from INTI International University College. My Gay Wendy, is a very pretty girl for your info and she is short too.
She might want to give a nice punch on my face if she read this.
One thing that has suprised me about her is that she is totally a vegetarian because she is a chicken-cutting-cannot-see-one-phobia patient.
I always see she is happy anytime. She never failed to laugh or smile. Mostly laugh. That is why I call her my gay friend. Gay means happy.
What you guys thought hah? Gay for butt-buddies?
Promoting: http://wendypang1988.blogspot.com/
Free Hugs!! Anyone?
I saw this picture in my dear INTIMA's computer. This picture was taken during Council Jamboree Nite organized by 12th INTIMA.
Wondering who is this handsome guy? This is me. Am I not handsome? What? Don't you want to stay alive?
Anyway, after realising that the world is moving fast, I mean the lifestyle of homosapiens, I have decided to find a solution to release the tension from this lifestyle. FREE HUGS.
This may sound like copycat. Well, I dunno that someone had copyrighted free hugs. You know anyone who did? Introduce him/her to me. I would like to wack that person.
Another thing. If you could see the people behind me in this picture, they are there posting their favourite posts in order to support my FREE HUGS campaign.
So, Free Hugs!! Anyone?